Genie of the Chew Toy.

Adara:
 
The sun was begining to set behind the thick clouds.  A beam of sunlight came 
right into the fox's eyes and he blinked.  He was rummaging through a 
trashpile, looking for something to eat.  Jay had been without a home for as 
long as he could remember.  Digging around, rubbing his paws all around 
objects to find something edible.  Suddenly,he thought he heard a faint 
whistling sound.  A purplish gas began to float back from the trashpile, and 
Jay stepped back, frightened.  Suddenly, the purple gas materialized into a 
strange looking creature.  "I am the genie..." began the creature.  "The 
genie of the lamp!!!!"  cried the fox in awe.  "No, you dumb twerp, let me 
finish.  I'm not the genie of the lamp, I'm the genie of the..."
 
Morticon:
 
".. of the leftover pizza?"  the fox interupted again.   "No.. no... I'm not 
that either!  Now shutup and let me tell you how fantastic I am!   I am.... 
the genie of the smelly chew toy!"  Jay makes a face, "Eww!  You can't 
possibly do anything for me..."    The genie interupts, "Ahh!  But you are 
wrong... I can..."
 
Argon:
 
"...but all that aside, I have magic powers.  All you have to do, is rub the 
chew toy and make a wish"  The Genie looks at Jay and says, "And I'm not 
above you suggesting that I make my home in something more fitting as fine a 
master as you than a smell chew toy.  Curses to my last master who make a 
lamp out of my lamp. The fool stuck a wire in it and screwed a socket in it's 
top.  And then had the bad taste to put a shoade on it made of old underpants.-
"  The Genie stopped rambling, "Anyway, oh great and patient master, what 
would you wish of me?"  The Genie waited...
 
Cye:

Jay says holding the chew toy. "What should I wish for?? hmm.."
 
"..and I'm doing that whole Robin willams Genie speal. And I don't sing 
either!" "gee there goes my first wish..", Jay comments..  Genie says. "Hurry 
up I have to go so bad!!!" Jay ah-has! "I got it I wish for..."
 
Alicia:
 
The young fox thinks for a second as he makes as he tries to figure out on 
what he wants to wish. The Genie, looking a little annoyed and impaitent 
because of the fact that he was put into something for quite a long time 
started to poke Jay. "Hey come on now! I don't have all day!" Jay smirked. 
"Gimme time to think! Jeez! I wish I had some time to think this over."
 
Kinsor:
 
"Time?" intoned the genie, with a voice that sounded as if his head was in a 
bucket.  "I have all the time in the cosmos to wait upon your choice... do 
you wish for more time?"  Jay piped up, "I--er, yes, its all so compli--" He 
was suddenly quiet.  The genie looked down upon the fox, now a thoughtfully 
rendered statue.  "Your wish has been granted!  You should last...quite a 
while."  As the figure climbed over the pile of trash heading for the nearby 
street corner, he asked rhetorically, "The fool...  who ever heard of a good 
genie coming from Petsmart?"
 
Adara:
 
Jay was suddenly transported to a nice room.  It looked like a lobby, with 
business men coming and going.  He looked down on himself, and found that he 
was wearing a clean business suit, and his fur was slicked back.  Another man 
approached, "Quick, Jay, you're almost last for....the business meeting!"  
The genie's words suddenly came back to the fox, "You should last...quite a 
while."  In horror, the fox began to kick and scream as he was pulled away 
into a conference room, with a clock that seemed to tick as....s..l..o..w.....-
a..s....m..o..l..a..s..s..e..s.... 
 
Morticon:
 
Everyone sits down.. "And the kickoff meeting for Project B.O.R.E-Y.I.N.G 
begions", says an elder fox that looks suspiciously like a manager.  "Roger 
will start by discussing the SATM requirements, followed by Jose with WUM and 
contracts with suppliers.  John will detail us on MASCTPM and NTRE specs... 
and Jay here will fill us in on Y.I.P. proposals."   Jay looks terrified!  
What's he doing here?  Can he really 'last' through what sounds like the 
meeting from heck?  There must be SOMETHING he can do about this!  As he's 
thinking this, the first person gives his presention, with foils! "As you can 
see, we need to be right on budget to meet SATM and TTSM, but I'm sure we can 
motivate ........  "  Jay shuts them out....
 
Xanatos:
 
(Think, think, think.)  What a mess he's gotten himself in.  Earlier this 
week there was that run-in with the half-crazed retro-hippy Skunk with a 
Martha Stewart complex in front of that diner.  And then there was that other 
guy wild the wild white hair talking about time travel, and..  And..  The guy 
giving his presentation had the dullest voice.  His round thick glasses 
seemed to magnify the absolute boredom expelled by him.  Even the cat clock 
on the wall looked bored as it's eyes rolled back and forth, tail swinging 
from side to side.  So slow..  So slow..  "And as you see, our newest project 
fits in perfect to reduce funding and net deficit.  ClearEyes has the power 
to moist-your-eyes.  Wow."  Jay suddenly snapped to as the guy beside him...
 
Friskyfox:
 
...did absolutely nothing. However, he still had an idea. He employed the 
"super yes man" technique handed down from generation to generation. " Yes 
sir! Good idea! Never would have thought of that!" The manager gave him a 
gold star. But this was no ordinary cheaply made star sticker...
 
Argon:
 
The sticker showed a gold star with a nose up it's....    Ahem, meanwhile the 
Genie was out on the town and living large.  He now had a Humvee limozine, 
wine, food and pretty girls and was riding arounf town stretching his legs 
after being cooped up in that chew toy all that time.  He picked up a cell 
phone and dialed a number, "Abduhl!" he cried, "Yes...  it's me!  No, some 
Fox rubbed the chew toy and I'm out. "  The Genie laughed, "No, this one is 
kind of dim, his very first wish was for 'more time' to figure out what to 
wish for.  As long as he thinks about the meeting he thinks he's in instead 
of what to wish for, I'm free to enjoy the good life."  The Genie listened a 
minute, "No, I didn't tell him about that.  If he figures that out, I'll have 
to give him all the wiahes he wants.   Right...  " The Genie listened then 
laughed, "Well, he'd have to be a moron to not figure it out.  All he has to 
do is....
 
Cye:
 
"I hate this!", Jay said. "I wish something excting would happen.." Elsewhere 
the Genie bepper went off. "Arg! He figure it out..", so he dissapeared in a 
cloud of smoke appearing next to his master. Jay coughed. "Don't you know 
this is no smoking area??", jay commented. "Sorry Master", the Genie said. 
"So you want somethign exciting to happen huh?" Jay said. "yes!" "Allright!", 
and the Genie started waving is arms. "ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches!", and 
poof and there before Jay was..
 
Alicia:
 
...not in the boardroom at all. For some reason all he saw was blue sky, 
ocean and...smoke!? It was odd, very hot too as Jay looke down. Apparently he 
was on a tropical island. Way up on top of a mountain...or in this case a 
voclano!
 
"Waaaa! What the heck am I doing here!?" He started to panic as he ran around 
the unstable wooden bridge. Suddenly another puff of smoke ran up in front of 
him as the genie suddenly reaapeared. "You wanted exictement huh?" the genine 
started into a hearty laugh.
"No that's not what I meant!' The young fox panicked. "What I meant was...."
 
Kinsor:
 
"Out of the frying pan and into the fire... (heh-heh-heh)." murmured the 
genie, from his seat, a lounge chair floating reclined high above the magma.  
Sitting up quickly, he almost upset the umbrella in his iced drink as he 
leaned forward with interest, "...was what?  Did I hear you make your third 
wish?"
 
Adara:
 
"No....n...n...no..." stuttered the badly frightened fox.  He decided not to 
use up his last wish unless he REALLY needed it.  He set off to explore the 
island...
 
10 years had passed since that day when Jay fist ended up on the island.  He 
had found a group of friendly female native furs and had been set up as their 
king.  He now spent his days sipping pina colada out of a coconut and being 
fanned by two decidedly pretty vixens.  Suddenly, a scantilly clad female 
racoon came rushing in.  "King Jay, King Jay!  Important news!"
 
Xanatos:
 
Jay sat up in his seat--no, his throne, and snapped to full attention.  
"Yes?" he asked with a tone of dutiful curiosity.  "King Jay, we have 
visitors bearing gifts!"  (Gifts?!  Woah!)  "Sure thing!  Er, I mean, send 
them over."  A large meerkat rounded the palm tree grove and waddled over.  
This fellow had at least 300 pounds to him.  And on his shoulder he carried...-
a boombox?  "Yo, King! Whut up?  I'm here to bring my number one homey a 
blast from the best, cuz ain't nobody phat like me, word, cuz lame are the 
rest."  He put the machine down and pressed a button.  The villagers watched 
in awe as a heavy beat came out and the guy started dancing and singing.  
Kind Jay was stunned.  "Wha--?"  The rapping south African mongoose then...
 
Argon:
 
The Meercat started up a beat on his giant boom box.  The bass was deep and 
powerful, and the big Meercat began 'bustin' a move' and droping to the 
ground and doing moves most folks have his age and size would have found 
impossible.  The eyes of both King Jay, and the villagers were opened wide as 
they stared at the seemingly impossible moves the Meercat was making.  As 
they watched him dance, they failed to notice puffs of smoke coming out of 
the volcano with each thump of the bass, and each drop of the dancer's big 
backside on the ground.  With a mighty roar the song ended and the dancer 
faced King Jay and bowed, but the mighty roar of the music was drowned out by 
the roar of the erupting volcano.  As quick as a flash the lava poured out 
and poured toward Jay, "Ahhhh!" he cried, as he saw he had nowhere to run, 
"Oh no, I'm going to die a firey death, out here in the middle of no where!  
Oh I wish none of this had happened!...
 
The sun was begining to set behind the thick clouds.  A beam of sunlight came 
right into the fox's eyes and he blinked.  He was rummaging through a  
trashpile, looking for something to eat.  Jay had been without a home for as  
 long as he could remember.  Digging around, rubbing his paws all around   
objects to find something edible.  Suddenly,he thought he heard a faint   
whistling sound....